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For better or worse, these headlines actually appeared in published newspapers in the 1980s and 1990s …<\/p>\n

Include your children when baking cookies<\/p>\n

Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says<\/p>\n

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers<\/p>\n

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted<\/p>\n

Drunk gets nine months in violin case<\/p>\n

Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents<\/p>\n

Farmer bill dies in house<\/p>\n

Iraqi head seeks arms<\/p>\n

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?<\/p>\n

Stud tires out<\/p>\n

Prostitutes appeal to Pope<\/p>\n

Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over<\/p>\n

Soviet virgin lands short of goal again<\/p>\n

British left waffles on Falkland Islands<\/p>\n

Lung cancer in women mushrooms<\/p>\n

Eye drops off shelf<\/p>\n

Teacher strikes idle kids<\/p>\n

Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead<\/p>\n

Squad helps dog bite victim<\/p>\n

Shot off woman’s leg helps Nicklaus to 66<\/p>\n

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax<\/p>\n

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told<\/p>\n

Miners refuse to work after death<\/p>\n

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant<\/p>\n

Stolen painting found by tree<\/p>\n

Two Soviet ships collide, one dies<\/p>\n

2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter<\/p>\n

Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years<\/p>\n

Never withhold Herpes infection from loved one<\/p>\n

Drunken drivers paid $1000 in ’84<\/p>\n

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For better or worse, these headlines actually appeared in published newspapers in the 1980s and 1990s … Include your children when baking cookies…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":233,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/collegeur5.png?fit=685%2C587","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2rvIN-X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":67,"url":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/stupid-newspaper-headlines-3\/","url_meta":{"origin":59,"position":0},"title":"Stupid newspaper headlines #3","date":"December 11, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Public stupidity can be so interesting. Here's a few more classic newspaper headlines that should never have happened ... Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Two convicts evade noose, jury hung Squad helps dog bite victim Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy Smokers\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poor english"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/funny-headlines-8.jpg?fit=479%2C309&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":338,"url":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/more-stupid-newspaper-headlines-4\/","url_meta":{"origin":59,"position":1},"title":"More stupid newspaper headlines #4","date":"November 12, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"How is it that people paid to write can get it so wrong? Remember, these people are supposed to be professionals. This is their job. \u00a0","rel":"","context":"In "General"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/news17.jpg?fit=500%2C482&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":62,"url":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/stupid-newspaper-headlines-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":59,"position":2},"title":"Stupid newspaper headlines #2","date":"December 7, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Some more dumb headlines from people who are paid specifically because they're supposed to know better ... One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers Missippi's literacy program shows improvement [sic] City Council runs out of time to discuss shorter meetings Study shows frequent sex enhances pregnancy chances Tight end returns\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Poor english"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_0309.jpg?fit=600%2C450&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":234,"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/234"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/craig.delahoy.net\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}