Some more dumb headlines from people who are paid specifically because they’re supposed to know better …<\/p>\n
One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers<\/p>\n
Missippi’s literacy program shows improvement [sic]<\/p>\n
City Council runs out of time to discuss shorter meetings<\/p>\n
Study shows frequent sex enhances pregnancy chances<\/p>\n
Tight end returns after colon surgery<\/p>\n
17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree<\/p>\n
Vaccination available for whopping couch [sic]<\/p>\n
Diana was still alive hours before she died<\/p>\n
Man tries armed robbery with knife in gun store<\/p>\n
Winners of drunk driving contest announced<\/p>\n
Homeless survive winter: now what?<\/p>\n
Jimmy Carter’s hometown excited over his burial plans<\/p>\n
Murderer says detective ruined his reputation<\/p>\n
Chick accuses some of her male colleagues of sexism<\/p>\n
Scott wants head job<\/p>\n
Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison<\/p>\n
State population to double by 2040: babies to blame<\/p>\n
Cash is the key to ending financial woes<\/p>\n
Human brian is still evolving says scientist [sic]<\/p>\n
Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack<\/p>\n
Women’s whine and cheese party set [sic]<\/p>\n
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25<\/p>\n
Citizens: Wetlands too damp<\/p>\n
Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons<\/p>\n
Midget sues grocer, cites belittling remarks<\/p>\n
Arranging a death of a loved one isn’t easy<\/p>\n
Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking<\/p>\n
Police shoot man who was stabbing himself<\/p>\n
How to buy a $450,000 home for only $750,000<\/p>\n
Bush asks nation for patients [sic]<\/p>\n
Firefighters refuse to work after death<\/p>\n
Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves four men homeless<\/p>\n
Man beats off cougar with his bare hands<\/p>\n
Porn star sues over rear-end collision<\/p>\n
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead<\/p>\n
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge<\/p>\n
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply<\/p>\n
If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While<\/p>\n
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge<\/p>\n
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood<\/p>\n
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half<\/p>\n
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing<\/p>\n
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff<\/p>\n
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training<\/p>\n
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