Public stupidity can be so interesting. Here’s a few more classic newspaper headlines that should never have happened …<\/p>\n
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one<\/p>\n
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung<\/p>\n
Squad helps dog bite victim<\/p>\n
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests<\/p>\n
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy<\/p>\n
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency<\/p>\n
Cold wave linked to temperatures<\/p>\n
Child\u2019s death ruins couple\u2019s holiday<\/p>\n
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn\u2019t seen in years<\/p>\n
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation<\/p>\n
British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands [sic]<\/p>\n
Student excited dad got head job<\/p>\n
Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs<\/p>\n
Republicans turned off by size of Obama’s package<\/p>\n
Girls’ school stlill offering “something special” – head<\/p>\n
DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest<\/p>\n
Illiteracy an obstable, study finds [sic]<\/p>\n
Think of a headline 56pt bold headline (obviously a place-holder for a headline yet to be written, but never was)<\/p>\n
A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt<\/p>\n
Homicide victims rarely talk to police<\/p>\n
Jets Patriots jumphead goes herey barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf (another unfinished one!)<\/p>\n
Cow urine makes for juicy lemons<\/p>\n
Japanese scientists grow frog eyes and ears<\/p>\n
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft<\/p>\n
Clock Thief Faces Time (actally, I think that’s quite clever!)<\/p>\n
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors<\/p>\n
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