Public stupidity can be so interesting. Here’s a few more classic newspaper headlines that should never have happened …

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Two convicts evade noose, jury hung

Squad helps dog bite victim

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Child’s death ruins couple’s holiday

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands [sic]

Student excited dad got head job

Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs

Republicans turned off by size of Obama’s package

Girls’ school stlill offering “something special” – head

DOE to do NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protest

Illiteracy an obstable, study finds [sic]

Think of a headline 56pt bold headline (obviously a place-holder for a headline yet to be written, but never was)

A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

Jets Patriots jumphead goes herey barllskdjf fkdasd fg asdf (another unfinished one!)

Cow urine makes for juicy lemons

Japanese scientists grow frog eyes and ears

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Clock Thief Faces Time (actally, I think that’s quite clever!)

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors